Earth Day Shmearth Day

What would a trend spotter from SF be without a little Earth Day mockery? Before I begin, let me be clear with you all...Although I do have tendencies, a hippie I am not! So with that being said, I ask you:

What's Up With Hippies?

Why do they love hula hoops, twirling, and any gadget that flys in the air?






Why do they have the coolest dogs?



Why do they dress like that?





(that's a coat, in case you were wondering)


If you do find yourself in a crowd like this, may I suggest something I found to ease the situation...

Immediately head to your nearest grocier and purchase a bag of baby carrots and a bottle of Pinot Grigio and you should be fine